ME: ********* resident technical support, Rand_4 is speaking, how may I help?
Customer: Yes, I've been trying to connect for the last few days, it doesn't log in at all! Something wrong from your side?
ME: I can't tell without checking...
***Took the customer's account details, turned out that his line have been up for 2 weeks without a single drop. and his line can hold up to 8Mbps (He subscribed for 1Mbps)***
ME: Sir, the line is connected for 2 weeks without a single drop.
Customer: How can that be? I've been trying to connect for the last few days and nothing work; no MSN Messenger, no SKYPE, no WoW, no nothing! Is there a new cut in the submarine cables again?
ME: We haven't been informed about any though I doubt. But from what I see in my sys... (interrupted)
Customer: Then why it doesn't work?
ME: I don't know, probably something from your side, let's check few stuff in your computer. If nothing worked, I'll write a request to send you a technician to check things out.
Customer: OK.
***Checked the IP configurations. Long story short, I kinda figured that his workplace doesn't have DHCP enabled so he HAVE to set things manually. The guy forgot to switch his settings to (Obtain from server) for both IP Addresses and DNS settings***
ME: So there you go. Problem solved. Anything else I can help you with?
Customer: What was the problem?
ME: Just to make sure, you take your laptop to your work, right?
Customer: Yes, why?
ME: Well, your work uses specific IP Addresses that only works in their sy... (interrupted)
Customer: Arabic please.
ME: OK, Your work place has specific set of configuration that they applied on your laptop that doesn't work on your router. So basically, you weren't able to connect because you kept the work's settings you just didn't reconfigured things.
Customer: Oh, so there's nothing from your side!
ME: Yes, you had configuration issues and we just solved it.
Customer: No submarine cables issues?
ME: No, we haven't been informed about it. And I doubt that will happen.
Customer: Oh ok, bye.
ME: Anythi... (Customer hung up)
Now, this isn't the first customer that acts this rude and ill-mannered. So I kinda got used to it.
But seriously, did people get used to the "Submarine cable issues" incidents that, they assume instantly it's the problem?
And what's with the interrupting attitude? I'd understand if he was a teenager or an old-fashioned old man (Don't get me wrong, they're well mannered [few exceptions with teenagers], but they usually snap when they sense something wrong). But he was a FUCKING DOCTOR!!!
How did I know? There's "Dr. " before his name... Well, whatever...
Next story will be titled: "IT DOESN'T WORK!"
Monday, August 17, 2009
Monday, August 3, 2009
I'm 4 months leech old!
To give you a brief about my work, I work in ********* ISP in the resident helpdesk department. We're operational 24/7 and the guys here work really hard regardless what people usually say...
I wont be mentioning real names since I consider'em company's secrets... So here we go:
ME: ********* resident technical support, Rand_4 is speaking, how may I help?
Customer: I can't connect to my wireless. Can you help me?
***We provide wireless support if (And only if) they bought our router because we configure the remote access so we could fix things remotely***
ME: Ofcourse, what's your DSL phone number?
Customer: It's 2*******.
***Few keystrokes and mouse clicks to check our system***
ME: Sir, do you remember your wireless key?
Customer: Wireless key? My wireless was open the whole time! It just got locked today for some reason.
ME: Are you the only use in the house?
Customer: Yes, I've been using it for 4 months without password or wireless key or whatever.
***Few more keystrokes and mouse clicks to access his router and check things out***
ME: Sir, your wireless network's name is *********?
Customer: No, it's XXXX.
***Note that (*********) is the ISP's name, we usually set the router to the ISP's name, while (XXXX) is the router's brand name which is the same brand that we sell***
ME: Sir, your router is ********* and the password is ##########... You probably have been using the neighbor's wireless for the last four months!
Customer: What? You mean, I've been paying for 4 months without using my DSL connection at all!?
ME: Seems like it. In any event, your wireless name is ********* and the password is XXXXXXXXXX... Do you want me to guide you through connecting to yours?
Customer: Yes, please.
***Guiding the customer through connecting the laptop to his wireless router... And luckily, he's using Windows Vista, way easy to guide over the phone: Just click on the wireless icon, choose your connection, put password and you're in***
ME: So, are you online now? Can you access any website?
Customer: Yes, but how can I make sure it's not slow?
ME: Go to download.com, download any big file and tell me the download speed.
***Guided the customer to download AVG Antivirus just to see if it's actually slow or not***
Customer: I didn't get that number before!
ME: Well, that's your internet speed. The connection you've been using is probably the neighbor's and they seem to be subscribed for something slower than your connection.
Customer: I knew there's something wrong. Thank you so much for helping me.
ME: Anything else I can help you with?
Customer: Kidding me? I'll download the whole internet now! Thank you so much!!
ME: Thank you for calling *********. Have a nice day.
So I hung up the phone, went to my supervisor and told him about the incident, he sprayed his coffee laughing...
Seriously, The customer subscribed in *********, wouldn't it be so obvious that the ********* wireless connection is his noting that the signal was SO POWERFUL (Almost full) compared to the other XXXX with almost no signal?
Next story will be titled: "Oh, so there's nothing wrong from your side!"
I wont be mentioning real names since I consider'em company's secrets... So here we go:
ME: ********* resident technical support, Rand_4 is speaking, how may I help?
Customer: I can't connect to my wireless. Can you help me?
***We provide wireless support if (And only if) they bought our router because we configure the remote access so we could fix things remotely***
ME: Ofcourse, what's your DSL phone number?
Customer: It's 2*******.
***Few keystrokes and mouse clicks to check our system***
ME: Sir, do you remember your wireless key?
Customer: Wireless key? My wireless was open the whole time! It just got locked today for some reason.
ME: Are you the only use in the house?
Customer: Yes, I've been using it for 4 months without password or wireless key or whatever.
***Few more keystrokes and mouse clicks to access his router and check things out***
ME: Sir, your wireless network's name is *********?
Customer: No, it's XXXX.
***Note that (*********) is the ISP's name, we usually set the router to the ISP's name, while (XXXX) is the router's brand name which is the same brand that we sell***
ME: Sir, your router is ********* and the password is ##########... You probably have been using the neighbor's wireless for the last four months!
Customer: What? You mean, I've been paying for 4 months without using my DSL connection at all!?
ME: Seems like it. In any event, your wireless name is ********* and the password is XXXXXXXXXX... Do you want me to guide you through connecting to yours?
Customer: Yes, please.
***Guiding the customer through connecting the laptop to his wireless router... And luckily, he's using Windows Vista, way easy to guide over the phone: Just click on the wireless icon, choose your connection, put password and you're in***
ME: So, are you online now? Can you access any website?
Customer: Yes, but how can I make sure it's not slow?
ME: Go to download.com, download any big file and tell me the download speed.
***Guided the customer to download AVG Antivirus just to see if it's actually slow or not***
Customer: I didn't get that number before!
ME: Well, that's your internet speed. The connection you've been using is probably the neighbor's and they seem to be subscribed for something slower than your connection.
Customer: I knew there's something wrong. Thank you so much for helping me.
ME: Anything else I can help you with?
Customer: Kidding me? I'll download the whole internet now! Thank you so much!!
ME: Thank you for calling *********. Have a nice day.
So I hung up the phone, went to my supervisor and told him about the incident, he sprayed his coffee laughing...
Seriously, The customer subscribed in *********, wouldn't it be so obvious that the ********* wireless connection is his noting that the signal was SO POWERFUL (Almost full) compared to the other XXXX with almost no signal?
Next story will be titled: "Oh, so there's nothing wrong from your side!"
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Working in helpdesk; Good'n'Ugly!!
OK, I didn't write anything for decades because, well, life got busy and shit... So I thought of starting some series of writings: Working in helpdesk...
I finally got a crappy job in some ISP's helpdesk... And because I face many weird\lame\funny calls, I thought of sharing them here without mentioning real names ofcourse...
Stay tuned, first story will be named "I'm 4 months leech old!"
I finally got a crappy job in some ISP's helpdesk... And because I face many weird\lame\funny calls, I thought of sharing them here without mentioning real names ofcourse...
Stay tuned, first story will be named "I'm 4 months leech old!"
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Waaaaw... You have a Porsche and you still think I'll beat you... Waaaaaaaaw!!
I received a call from mom telling me that my brother is having a surgery which freeked me out... Even though it's a minor surgery, it still freeks me out...
Anyway, she wanted me to stay over at the hospital and sleep there in case he needed anything...
And to make things worst, I had to drop one of his friends because he's depending on me to drive him back home from Salwa to somewhere beyond infinity :P
So, on my way from Salmiya to Salwa, I had to pass through Ta3awun Street stepping on the peddle at max...
I passed by this Porsche and had to shift my gear up when I reached him since my RPM reached 6000... And he was really driving slowly...
Next thing I know he stepped on it and literally became 5 meters ahead of me in a second or two... Woah!! That's fast...
But really, why would a Porsche want to race a slowpoke Mitsubishi Lancer!? He could beat me driving in reverse for fuck sake!!
I swear I'm not trying to race or anything... I'm just in a hurry to drop my friend to his house and go back to my brother and spend the night there hearing his snores (He's actually snoring right now next to me... I'm writing this while he's asleep)...
Why did he had to sink as low as my car's level just to beat me? He could've U-turned and had fun with other cars in his level (Or maybe A level [My car is few levels lower than his])...
Well, I couldn't help but hav my own fun...
I turned my right signal as if I wanted to take right... And because he was ahead of me, he took right... Then I turned off my right signal and went on straight driving as slow as 40kmph, honking on the horn, laughing at him and enjoying his angry face and expressions :P
I LOVE DOING THAT TO SUCH IDIOTS!!! YOU MIGHT BEAT ME IN A RACE BECAUSE YOU HAVE A DRAMATICALLY BETTER\FASTER CAR, BUT YOU CAN'T BEAT MY PRANKS :P
Anyway, she wanted me to stay over at the hospital and sleep there in case he needed anything...
And to make things worst, I had to drop one of his friends because he's depending on me to drive him back home from Salwa to somewhere beyond infinity :P
So, on my way from Salmiya to Salwa, I had to pass through Ta3awun Street stepping on the peddle at max...
I passed by this Porsche and had to shift my gear up when I reached him since my RPM reached 6000... And he was really driving slowly...
Next thing I know he stepped on it and literally became 5 meters ahead of me in a second or two... Woah!! That's fast...
But really, why would a Porsche want to race a slowpoke Mitsubishi Lancer!? He could beat me driving in reverse for fuck sake!!
I swear I'm not trying to race or anything... I'm just in a hurry to drop my friend to his house and go back to my brother and spend the night there hearing his snores (He's actually snoring right now next to me... I'm writing this while he's asleep)...
Why did he had to sink as low as my car's level just to beat me? He could've U-turned and had fun with other cars in his level (Or maybe A level [My car is few levels lower than his])...
Well, I couldn't help but hav my own fun...
I turned my right signal as if I wanted to take right... And because he was ahead of me, he took right... Then I turned off my right signal and went on straight driving as slow as 40kmph, honking on the horn, laughing at him and enjoying his angry face and expressions :P
I LOVE DOING THAT TO SUCH IDIOTS!!! YOU MIGHT BEAT ME IN A RACE BECAUSE YOU HAVE A DRAMATICALLY BETTER\FASTER CAR, BUT YOU CAN'T BEAT MY PRANKS :P
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Signs where Kuwait started to turn bad: KINDERGARTEN
So I was getting outta my room heading out to literally run away from home and meet up with a friend that I haven't seen for months...
On my way out, I heard my niece asking my sister (her mom) this cute little question (I'll write it in Arabic to show my point):
"ماما ... صج هوت دوج بالانجليزي يعني نقينقة*؟"
*Nuqainuqa since the marks aren't properly shown in Arabic...
I literally kept on laughing for 5 minutes maybe... Not that much of a laughter, but when I came to my senses, I realized how WRONG that was...
My niece is still in kindergarten... I asked my sister where did she learn that and she said it was her teacher who taught my niece that...
Now seriously, this incident explained and clarified several things for me:
ONE - YOU THINK IT'S CUTE, BUT IT'S WRONG:
Hearing funny stuff coming from children is fun and cute...
My niece used to call me "Walaal" and her sister calls me "Dalaal" now (Thanks to her, my friends are calling me "Dalaal" as well)...
My youngest brother used to call me "Thalaal" because he had hard time saying "R" which was kinda cute
I used to say "مايطافي" as in "مطافي"... I didn't know back then...
My niece calls the computer "Oh My God" since her mom always yells "OH MY GOD" every time she get's close to the computer...
Cute children, cute names, but things will be ugly if they grew up keeping these names without knowing (Or teaching them) the real and true names...
Let's go back to the hot dog event...
There's two reason (I came up with) to tell the little child that wrong "Nuqainuqa" name:
1) The teacher don't know the English name for it.
If that's the case, I have several questions:
a. WHY THE HELL DID SHE OPEN HER MOUTH AND SPOKE WITH SOMETHING SHE KNEW NOTHING ABOUT!?
b. HOW THE HELL DID SHE BECOME A TEACHER NOT KNOWING SUCH A SIMPLE, EASY AND COMMON WORD?
c. WHO THE HELL DID QUALIFY YOU TO BECOME A TEACHER?
d. WHO THE HELL WOULD HIRE SUCH TEACHER THAT LACKS SUCH ENGLISH SKILLS!?
If that wasn't the case (Which is probably is not), I have this question:
WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU CORRECT THE CHILD'S DEFINITION AND WRONGNESS!?
2) The teacher didn't know that feeding them wrong definitions and words in early years is like writing on cement; easily written when wet, almost impossible (Or let's just say hard) to erase when dry (As in, they get old).
Teachers shouldn't do that... They should at least say "I don't know" if they literally DON'T KNOW!!
There's a total difference between "Someone who knows stuff and can teach" and a "Teacher"...
Teacher (Specially kindergarten teachers) has other responsibilities than just "Deliver information to students"... They have to EDUCATE them... Teach them manners... Teach them true from false... Right from wrong... Do from Don't... They have to correct whatever wrong behavior they aquired even if it means contacting their parents to tell them about it...
I know it's not easy to handle kids and children because of their innocent and pure souls and minds... But if you're not up to handling them properly, you're better off not dealing with'em at all because, without knowing it, you'll create a generation that's built on false facts and wrong ideas...
I remember my Arabic teacher back when I was 7 years old... I asked him a question that my dad knew the answer for it but he didn't... I was really shocked like "You're a teacher!! How can you not know that!?"... He simply replied with "No one is born knowing everything... We all keep on learning... I know some stuff that you don't know, and you probably know some stuff that I don't know... I know more Arabic stuff, you probably know more Science and math stuff than me"... I was stunned because he didn't lie and he gave me the flawless reply... I had to respect him more than ANY other teacher in the world...
In general, When it comes to teaching, you don't feed your students with wrong info and answers... You whether say "I don't know" or "I don't know, I'll look it up in my own books and give you a good answer tomorrow (Or later)"...
That concludes my first part of the "Signs where Kuwait started to turn bad"...
NOTES:
My sister went to that fake teacher and gave her a headache for feeding her daughter wrong stuff... I wouldn't surprised if she spat on her face... She'd get that aggressive :P
On my way out, I heard my niece asking my sister (her mom) this cute little question (I'll write it in Arabic to show my point):
"ماما ... صج هوت دوج بالانجليزي يعني نقينقة*؟"
*Nuqainuqa since the marks aren't properly shown in Arabic...
I literally kept on laughing for 5 minutes maybe... Not that much of a laughter, but when I came to my senses, I realized how WRONG that was...
My niece is still in kindergarten... I asked my sister where did she learn that and she said it was her teacher who taught my niece that...
Now seriously, this incident explained and clarified several things for me:
ONE - YOU THINK IT'S CUTE, BUT IT'S WRONG:
Hearing funny stuff coming from children is fun and cute...
My niece used to call me "Walaal" and her sister calls me "Dalaal" now (Thanks to her, my friends are calling me "Dalaal" as well)...
My youngest brother used to call me "Thalaal" because he had hard time saying "R" which was kinda cute
I used to say "مايطافي" as in "مطافي"... I didn't know back then...
My niece calls the computer "Oh My God" since her mom always yells "OH MY GOD" every time she get's close to the computer...
Cute children, cute names, but things will be ugly if they grew up keeping these names without knowing (Or teaching them) the real and true names...
Let's go back to the hot dog event...
There's two reason (I came up with) to tell the little child that wrong "Nuqainuqa" name:
1) The teacher don't know the English name for it.
If that's the case, I have several questions:
a. WHY THE HELL DID SHE OPEN HER MOUTH AND SPOKE WITH SOMETHING SHE KNEW NOTHING ABOUT!?
b. HOW THE HELL DID SHE BECOME A TEACHER NOT KNOWING SUCH A SIMPLE, EASY AND COMMON WORD?
c. WHO THE HELL DID QUALIFY YOU TO BECOME A TEACHER?
d. WHO THE HELL WOULD HIRE SUCH TEACHER THAT LACKS SUCH ENGLISH SKILLS!?
If that wasn't the case (Which is probably is not), I have this question:
WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU CORRECT THE CHILD'S DEFINITION AND WRONGNESS!?
2) The teacher didn't know that feeding them wrong definitions and words in early years is like writing on cement; easily written when wet, almost impossible (Or let's just say hard) to erase when dry (As in, they get old).
Teachers shouldn't do that... They should at least say "I don't know" if they literally DON'T KNOW!!
There's a total difference between "Someone who knows stuff and can teach" and a "Teacher"...
Teacher (Specially kindergarten teachers) has other responsibilities than just "Deliver information to students"... They have to EDUCATE them... Teach them manners... Teach them true from false... Right from wrong... Do from Don't... They have to correct whatever wrong behavior they aquired even if it means contacting their parents to tell them about it...
I know it's not easy to handle kids and children because of their innocent and pure souls and minds... But if you're not up to handling them properly, you're better off not dealing with'em at all because, without knowing it, you'll create a generation that's built on false facts and wrong ideas...
I remember my Arabic teacher back when I was 7 years old... I asked him a question that my dad knew the answer for it but he didn't... I was really shocked like "You're a teacher!! How can you not know that!?"... He simply replied with "No one is born knowing everything... We all keep on learning... I know some stuff that you don't know, and you probably know some stuff that I don't know... I know more Arabic stuff, you probably know more Science and math stuff than me"... I was stunned because he didn't lie and he gave me the flawless reply... I had to respect him more than ANY other teacher in the world...
In general, When it comes to teaching, you don't feed your students with wrong info and answers... You whether say "I don't know" or "I don't know, I'll look it up in my own books and give you a good answer tomorrow (Or later)"...
That concludes my first part of the "Signs where Kuwait started to turn bad"...
NOTES:
My sister went to that fake teacher and gave her a headache for feeding her daughter wrong stuff... I wouldn't surprised if she spat on her face... She'd get that aggressive :P
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Killer pigeons...
Enough weird dreams already!!!
What the HELL is wrong with me and the weird dreams that pop in my head!?
OK enough freaking out... Here's how the idea was:
I went to my friend's apartment (Some fictional person that, his face looks totally unfamiliar)... And when I opened his apartment's door, I saw him laying on the ground with 7 pigeons eating up his body...
I freaked out and called "11271" (Which is, "777" in real life... WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE THREE NUMBERS!?) and later on they came and took care of everything...
On my way back home, I keep seeing pigeons flying over covered in blood with some meat remaining on their pecks\face...
Then I woke up and literally thought that was real for the next few hours that, I was actually going to call one of my friends to confirm that the killer pigeons doesn't exist (or atleast, not in Kuwait)...
Now, I can assume I'm having THIS weird dream because I ate too much "Papa Jones" Pizza... But that doesn't explain why I had the weird previous dreams...
Can anyone recommend a good shrink!? :P
What the HELL is wrong with me and the weird dreams that pop in my head!?
OK enough freaking out... Here's how the idea was:
I went to my friend's apartment (Some fictional person that, his face looks totally unfamiliar)... And when I opened his apartment's door, I saw him laying on the ground with 7 pigeons eating up his body...
I freaked out and called "11271" (Which is, "777" in real life... WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE THREE NUMBERS!?) and later on they came and took care of everything...
On my way back home, I keep seeing pigeons flying over covered in blood with some meat remaining on their pecks\face...
Then I woke up and literally thought that was real for the next few hours that, I was actually going to call one of my friends to confirm that the killer pigeons doesn't exist (or atleast, not in Kuwait)...
Now, I can assume I'm having THIS weird dream because I ate too much "Papa Jones" Pizza... But that doesn't explain why I had the weird previous dreams...
Can anyone recommend a good shrink!? :P
Friday, May 8, 2009
Ow... My back...
I'm not an active sport guy...
I do sports whenever I really need to... Like, when I run away from my friends wanting to beat the crap out of me because I said a lame joke (Which stalled them for few seconds giving me some time to run while they think about the joke) or my college class...
Anyway, for some reason, my back hurts which that it wasn't any of a big deal...
But I went to the doctor just to check it up... After all, it was in the middle of my backbone...
The doctor almost literally said "Tsk... You just pulled a muscle... Grow up kiddo"...
He said to come by if nothing changed in 3 days... In my own mind, I was like "Such a lazy ass... But it's ok, I'll play along with'em"...
After a week from that day, my back pain actually grew, let's say, a double and half times the pain it actually caused back then... It's not that I can't bear with it... It's just annoying and I'm starting to worry because, hey, it's my back and the middle of the backbone... If it's something, I might lose an important part...
So I went to the doc again (Another doc though) and explained the whole thing... He asked me to take an X-ray image of my back and the guy who took the image made me pose like a model laying on some flat plastic bed :P
He looked at the image and all and was like "You need to rest... It's only the muscle that you pulled"...
I thought "Bullshit!! A muscle pull wouldn't last this long"... He resumed "You need to stay in bed for atleast 2 days... As in, the only time you get off the bad is to answer the nature's call"...
Ofcourse his answer didn't satisfy me... So I just played along and was like "Hopefully the time to sleep that amount of time would come..."
Well, alot of things happened and all... I have flu now thanks to my nieces and all... So I decided to relax and stay home yesterday... Which I did...
I played Call of Duty 5 and HAWX... Went to bed by 18:00... Woke up by 10:00...
To me, it's a big accomplishment since I haven't been able to sleep for more than 5 hours in the last few months...
I woke up to check my back, and the pain is 3/4 gone... I can't really believe it... The docs were right...
Now I feel like going out and pull that muscle again to have an excuse to stay home and be treated :P
Come to think of it, How the hell did I pull that muscle? By STANDING OFF MY COMPUTER CHAIR!?
Lessons to be learned:
* Public Hospital aren't that bad... Yes, we see slacky docs every now'n'then, but there's good ones as well
* Must keep my nieces away from me... They made me sick :P
* I should buy more chocolate to entertain me while I'm in bed :P
I do sports whenever I really need to... Like, when I run away from my friends wanting to beat the crap out of me because I said a lame joke (Which stalled them for few seconds giving me some time to run while they think about the joke) or my college class...
Anyway, for some reason, my back hurts which that it wasn't any of a big deal...
But I went to the doctor just to check it up... After all, it was in the middle of my backbone...
The doctor almost literally said "Tsk... You just pulled a muscle... Grow up kiddo"...
He said to come by if nothing changed in 3 days... In my own mind, I was like "Such a lazy ass... But it's ok, I'll play along with'em"...
After a week from that day, my back pain actually grew, let's say, a double and half times the pain it actually caused back then... It's not that I can't bear with it... It's just annoying and I'm starting to worry because, hey, it's my back and the middle of the backbone... If it's something, I might lose an important part...
So I went to the doc again (Another doc though) and explained the whole thing... He asked me to take an X-ray image of my back and the guy who took the image made me pose like a model laying on some flat plastic bed :P
He looked at the image and all and was like "You need to rest... It's only the muscle that you pulled"...
I thought "Bullshit!! A muscle pull wouldn't last this long"... He resumed "You need to stay in bed for atleast 2 days... As in, the only time you get off the bad is to answer the nature's call"...
Ofcourse his answer didn't satisfy me... So I just played along and was like "Hopefully the time to sleep that amount of time would come..."
Well, alot of things happened and all... I have flu now thanks to my nieces and all... So I decided to relax and stay home yesterday... Which I did...
I played Call of Duty 5 and HAWX... Went to bed by 18:00... Woke up by 10:00...
To me, it's a big accomplishment since I haven't been able to sleep for more than 5 hours in the last few months...
I woke up to check my back, and the pain is 3/4 gone... I can't really believe it... The docs were right...
Now I feel like going out and pull that muscle again to have an excuse to stay home and be treated :P
Come to think of it, How the hell did I pull that muscle? By STANDING OFF MY COMPUTER CHAIR!?
Lessons to be learned:
* Public Hospital aren't that bad... Yes, we see slacky docs every now'n'then, but there's good ones as well
* Must keep my nieces away from me... They made me sick :P
* I should buy more chocolate to entertain me while I'm in bed :P
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Why I hate the phrase "Break a leg"...
It's been a damn long time since I last time wrote anything... So here we go...
Y'know, break a leg is something like "good luck"... But when it comes to me, it NEVER means good luck... Here's why:
* I was talking with my gf and told her that we're moving to another house so I gotta bail out move stuff and all... She said "Break a leg"... Later on that day, the closet fell on my feet and I almost break it.
* I was talking with my gf again and told her that I need to move some stuff with a friend since he's re-decorating his room... She said "Break a leg" again and his books box fell on my leg which almost broke my leg.
* Now that I suspected that my gf is bringing me bad lucky (fortunately not), I was talking with another friend telling him I'm going to play soccer (I haven't done that in years) and he said "Break a leg"... The next thing I know is that, someone just kicked my leg accidentally and hurts like crazy.
* I mentioned to my friend that my friend is moving out to another house (He's Irish and he's switching apartments) so my friend said "Break a leg" and I warned him about it and how unlucky I'd become... His mini-fridge fell on my foot (Good thing I was wearing my bro's military boot that I stole :P )
* This is a killer; Someone told me "Break a leg" and I knew something would happen. So I avoided doing sport or any labor stuff... Went to my Irish friend's place and he decided to take his car for a spin... And when he decided to park his car, he slammed on the brake and a car behind him hit his car which pushed his car abit... And because the gear was on "Neutral", the car wandered straight and hit my leg (Luckily it wasn't a hard hit and I didn't get hurt at all)...
They should change it from "Break a leg" to "Break your leg"...
Y'know, break a leg is something like "good luck"... But when it comes to me, it NEVER means good luck... Here's why:
* I was talking with my gf and told her that we're moving to another house so I gotta bail out move stuff and all... She said "Break a leg"... Later on that day, the closet fell on my feet and I almost break it.
* I was talking with my gf again and told her that I need to move some stuff with a friend since he's re-decorating his room... She said "Break a leg" again and his books box fell on my leg which almost broke my leg.
* Now that I suspected that my gf is bringing me bad lucky (fortunately not), I was talking with another friend telling him I'm going to play soccer (I haven't done that in years) and he said "Break a leg"... The next thing I know is that, someone just kicked my leg accidentally and hurts like crazy.
* I mentioned to my friend that my friend is moving out to another house (He's Irish and he's switching apartments) so my friend said "Break a leg" and I warned him about it and how unlucky I'd become... His mini-fridge fell on my foot (Good thing I was wearing my bro's military boot that I stole :P )
* This is a killer; Someone told me "Break a leg" and I knew something would happen. So I avoided doing sport or any labor stuff... Went to my Irish friend's place and he decided to take his car for a spin... And when he decided to park his car, he slammed on the brake and a car behind him hit his car which pushed his car abit... And because the gear was on "Neutral", the car wandered straight and hit my leg (Luckily it wasn't a hard hit and I didn't get hurt at all)...
They should change it from "Break a leg" to "Break your leg"...
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Childhood obsession
I know this IS a useless post, but aren't most of my posts useless? :P
Anyways, I like to wear t-shirts like crazy. I wear'em when I go to sleep, when I go out, when I work on something, when I... Wait, I WEAR'EM ALL THE TIME!!!
And since I like stuff like "cookie monster" and other childish stuff that I, myself, find'em funny, I tend to wear t-shirts and even boxers of'em...
And for some reason people don't like the fact that a 24 years old man that wears t-shirts with funny\childish stuff on'em (And that includes my both parents, my older brother, aunts and uncles, some friends and those who meets me for the first\second time)...
Now, take 4 steps backword (Yes, 4... The random number) and take another look...
First of all, we still like childish stuff even when we grow up.
I mean, just switch your TV to Tom & Jerry and witness almost every family member (including the maid and driver) sit there and enjoy the show...
So how's Tom & Jerry isn't as childish as Sesame Street? It's actually more childish than Sesame street...
What about Bugs Bunny? Betty Poop? (Couldn't help it... Sorry :P ), Popeye? Donald Duck? Hello Kitty?
Y'know, the list is endless... But for some reason they consider Sesame Street, Barney the gay dinosour and Teletubbies the homosexuals are too childish and shouldn't be something to be liked when you grow older than 7 years (Well, I personally would forbid my kids to watch Barney and Teletubbies... Just so not as educational as Sesame Street)...
I dislike Barney and actually forcefully liked Teletubbies (My cousin used to force me to watch it till I liked it and she hates it now :P )...
Secondly, there's nothing left to wear BUT funny childish t-shirts.
Take another 4 steps to the back and turn 4 degrees to the right... You'll witness how lame and stupid t-shirts became...
Take a close look and you'll see how gay things turned...
You can actually predict a person (In our case, guys) behavior and personality by his t-shirt...
The brighter and glittery the color is the more douche bag and (bi\homo)sexual the wearer is... [Ofcourse, there's an exception for every rule, but the key word is "AN EXCEPTION"... Which means you can find probably ONE person who's hetrosexual and isn't a douche bag]...
And you better be careful when you see a dark t-shirt person... It's hard to predict the following:
* They could be (bi\hetro\homo)sexuals whether they know it or not...
* Emos...
* Weed\Joint\Alcohol\Whatever Junkies...
* Goth wannabies (It can easily show by the face)
* Well or ill mannered
There's this saying that goes like "Wear what the others want you to wear and eat what you want to eat" (Literal Arabic-To-English Translation somehow)...
I'm totally against that saying... I wear what I like to wear (As long as it doesn't offend anyone) and eat what I like to eat (I don't care if it offends you or not... It's getting IN MY TUMMMEEEH!!!)...
I'm not against what would others wear because it reflects their personality (Unless they're wearing dishdashas and formal suits... Things can get tricky in here)...
Which is why I don't wear what common Kuwaitis wear: Polo shirts (They've been here since I was born and they just started to wear it 2~3 years ago... I wonder why :P)...
If wearing [Cookie Monster\Domokun\Stewie] t-shirts is childish and only means I'm still a child, well, atleast I'm straight, well-mannered, well-educated, have various useful hobbies that makes use of my time and totally not a typical Kuwaiti with almost no goal in life
Anyways, I like to wear t-shirts like crazy. I wear'em when I go to sleep, when I go out, when I work on something, when I... Wait, I WEAR'EM ALL THE TIME!!!
And since I like stuff like "cookie monster" and other childish stuff that I, myself, find'em funny, I tend to wear t-shirts and even boxers of'em...
And for some reason people don't like the fact that a 24 years old man that wears t-shirts with funny\childish stuff on'em (And that includes my both parents, my older brother, aunts and uncles, some friends and those who meets me for the first\second time)...
Now, take 4 steps backword (Yes, 4... The random number) and take another look...
First of all, we still like childish stuff even when we grow up.
I mean, just switch your TV to Tom & Jerry and witness almost every family member (including the maid and driver) sit there and enjoy the show...
So how's Tom & Jerry isn't as childish as Sesame Street? It's actually more childish than Sesame street...
What about Bugs Bunny? Betty Poop? (Couldn't help it... Sorry :P ), Popeye? Donald Duck? Hello Kitty?
Y'know, the list is endless... But for some reason they consider Sesame Street, Barney the gay dinosour and Teletubbies the homosexuals are too childish and shouldn't be something to be liked when you grow older than 7 years (Well, I personally would forbid my kids to watch Barney and Teletubbies... Just so not as educational as Sesame Street)...
I dislike Barney and actually forcefully liked Teletubbies (My cousin used to force me to watch it till I liked it and she hates it now :P )...
Secondly, there's nothing left to wear BUT funny childish t-shirts.
Take another 4 steps to the back and turn 4 degrees to the right... You'll witness how lame and stupid t-shirts became...
Take a close look and you'll see how gay things turned...
You can actually predict a person (In our case, guys) behavior and personality by his t-shirt...
The brighter and glittery the color is the more douche bag and (bi\homo)sexual the wearer is... [Ofcourse, there's an exception for every rule, but the key word is "AN EXCEPTION"... Which means you can find probably ONE person who's hetrosexual and isn't a douche bag]...
And you better be careful when you see a dark t-shirt person... It's hard to predict the following:
* They could be (bi\hetro\homo)sexuals whether they know it or not...
* Emos...
* Weed\Joint\Alcohol\Whatever Junkies...
* Goth wannabies (It can easily show by the face)
* Well or ill mannered
There's this saying that goes like "Wear what the others want you to wear and eat what you want to eat" (Literal Arabic-To-English Translation somehow)...
I'm totally against that saying... I wear what I like to wear (As long as it doesn't offend anyone) and eat what I like to eat (I don't care if it offends you or not... It's getting IN MY TUMMMEEEH!!!)...
I'm not against what would others wear because it reflects their personality (Unless they're wearing dishdashas and formal suits... Things can get tricky in here)...
Which is why I don't wear what common Kuwaitis wear: Polo shirts (They've been here since I was born and they just started to wear it 2~3 years ago... I wonder why :P)...
If wearing [Cookie Monster\Domokun\Stewie] t-shirts is childish and only means I'm still a child, well, atleast I'm straight, well-mannered, well-educated, have various useful hobbies that makes use of my time and totally not a typical Kuwaiti with almost no goal in life
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Three years later...
So almost everyone who reads my blog knows that I have issues with my dreams...
But I NEVER thought something like this would happen...
I checked my emails and all before I go to sleep... Then I obviously went to sleep... (That happened in real life)
Then suddenly, all I could see is a black screen with the sentence "Three years later..." appearing in white (That's in my dream... Even the three dots are there :P) that lasted for a second or two...
I heard a phone ringing, it was my friend calling me to solve some infinite for loop in C++... I solved it (That happened in real life)...
So basically, my dream was nothing but the "Three years later..." image...
Why do I have to dream like this? I swear I haven't seen a movie for a long time... I haven't played any video game for a while as well... WHY!?
But I NEVER thought something like this would happen...
I checked my emails and all before I go to sleep... Then I obviously went to sleep... (That happened in real life)
Then suddenly, all I could see is a black screen with the sentence "Three years later..." appearing in white (That's in my dream... Even the three dots are there :P) that lasted for a second or two...
I heard a phone ringing, it was my friend calling me to solve some infinite for loop in C++... I solved it (That happened in real life)...
So basically, my dream was nothing but the "Three years later..." image...
Why do I have to dream like this? I swear I haven't seen a movie for a long time... I haven't played any video game for a while as well... WHY!?
Saturday, April 4, 2009
THEY BE CUTTING MA HAIR!!!
I've becoming much more lazier than the extreme laziness I personally am...
And as a result, I didn't cut my hair for months... I barely shaved my beard because I had a date with my gf :P
My hair is growing long... Everyone would think it's not long at all, but considering my usual hair and all, IT IS LONG!!!
I'm too lazy to have 3 minutes drive to the Paki barber to cut it out... And in fact, I kinda liked my careless hair which represents my carelessness personality...
Anyways, I don't remember what was my dream about... But I remember that I had to go to the barber and get a hair job...
I swear the moment he cut my hair I just woke up with a freeky face like "NOOOOOOOooooooooooooo!!!"...
But then I idled for a minute to get the puzzle straight and all and thought "Why the hell should I fear the barber!? It's just hair and I'm better without it!!"...
But then again, I kinda like it that way... I think I'll grow it for another month :P
Why the hell did I have such dream and thought of it as a nightmare?
Maybe because I ALWAYS make fun of my friends with long hair :P
And as a result, I didn't cut my hair for months... I barely shaved my beard because I had a date with my gf :P
My hair is growing long... Everyone would think it's not long at all, but considering my usual hair and all, IT IS LONG!!!
I'm too lazy to have 3 minutes drive to the Paki barber to cut it out... And in fact, I kinda liked my careless hair which represents my carelessness personality...
Anyways, I don't remember what was my dream about... But I remember that I had to go to the barber and get a hair job...
I swear the moment he cut my hair I just woke up with a freeky face like "NOOOOOOOooooooooooooo!!!"...
But then I idled for a minute to get the puzzle straight and all and thought "Why the hell should I fear the barber!? It's just hair and I'm better without it!!"...
But then again, I kinda like it that way... I think I'll grow it for another month :P
Why the hell did I have such dream and thought of it as a nightmare?
Maybe because I ALWAYS make fun of my friends with long hair :P
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Cookie Monster ate me!! TWICE!!!!
I slept so early today (2:00... Which means TOO DAMN LATE) and had weird dreams...
First dream:
A 6-floors-sized Cookie Monster was eating me alive...
The thing is, it didn't hurt or anything... It was like being trapped in 2 massage machines... I was actually enjoying it... Cookie monster got no teeth or anything, just that flat black Pac-man mouth :P
I woke up freeked out abit then laughed like crazy for 15 minutes... Then went back to bed to have my second dream...
Second dream:
A human-sized Cookie Monster was munching my right hand...
Same sensation... Which was funny...
Seriously, WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? WHY DO I HAVE TO HAVE SUCH A CREEPY DREAM!?
SCREW YOU EVIL COMPANY!!! NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY MESSING WITH MY HEAD I'LL STILL LOVE COOKIE MONSTER!!!!!!
First dream:
A 6-floors-sized Cookie Monster was eating me alive...
The thing is, it didn't hurt or anything... It was like being trapped in 2 massage machines... I was actually enjoying it... Cookie monster got no teeth or anything, just that flat black Pac-man mouth :P
I woke up freeked out abit then laughed like crazy for 15 minutes... Then went back to bed to have my second dream...
Second dream:
A human-sized Cookie Monster was munching my right hand...
Same sensation... Which was funny...
Seriously, WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME? WHY DO I HAVE TO HAVE SUCH A CREEPY DREAM!?
SCREW YOU EVIL COMPANY!!! NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY MESSING WITH MY HEAD I'LL STILL LOVE COOKIE MONSTER!!!!!!
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Why I love kdcow more than KDD?
I know this is one of the extremely weird and random posts, but I thought of eye-bleed whoever reads this post or blog :P
Anyways, I have three reasons that I find'em good enough for me to like this and hate that (When it get's to milk and dairy products of course... Juices is something else)
Reason #1 - Loyalty:
I'm sure you'll ask "What loyalty got to do with this?" And here's my point:
If you remember correctly when Kuwait's salaries raised and goods prices raised as well... What happened is KDD increased their prices let's say additionally %50+... Which means that their old 100fils KDD Chocolate milk costs 150fils after the raise...
Of course, KDD wasn't the only company that raised prices, almost every single company did the same (Even ABC... I wonder why they still exist, their goods aren't that good and they raise prices!? :P )...
But there's other companies that didn't raise prices as well, kdcow is one of'em... Their Chocolate milk (Which kinda reminds me of kindergarten days) remains 100fils...
Then prices dropped back to normal after having hard time gaining profit from that dramatic, idiotic price raise (I think it's due to profit drop... Not quite sure)...
Reason #2 - Taste:
We're all raised on KDD's chocolate milk... I drinkg it every now'n'then just because it's something I got used to...
Leaving the chocolate and flavored milk aside, let's talk about normal ones...
When you drink a normal full creme milk from both sides (KDD and kdcow... I wonder if people still drink full creme and wouldn't worry about gaining wait and fat :P ), you can feel that kdcow's milk taste like milk... You can feel that it's been milked from a cow... No powdered stuff and all while KDD milk feels like a powdered milk or something... I'm sure alot would differ but here's what I think (I can think what I like but it might not be like what I think :P ):
The kdcow milk's taste is abit "Zafer" (I don't know it's English meaning) while KDD milk's taste totally "Zafer"less...
Another thing, shake the container, you'll notice that in kdcow there's air inside... A little bit of air... While in KDD, when you punch the straw inside the container you'll feel as if the air rushes inside...
Reason #3 - Glue:
This is the most important reason for me and the least reason that makes sense to normal users... The glue on the box that holds the straw on the box... I have this habit of removing it from the box and be as careful as possible and cause as less damage as possible to the container...
On KDD's milk container, the glue is so little and when you remove it, you drag alot of the container's cover along...
On kdcow's milk container, there's ALOT of glue that I enjoy ripping'em off and it doesn't actually damage the container and doesn't rip it off...
Things I've learned from this post:
* Al-Mara3i FTW!!!
* kdcow's banana milk tastes almost exactly like KDD's trianglic banana ice cream.
* kdcow's taste reminds me of my kindergarten days... Now come to think of it, they used to make me drink that dairy products under the kdcow's old name...
Anyways, I have three reasons that I find'em good enough for me to like this and hate that (When it get's to milk and dairy products of course... Juices is something else)
Reason #1 - Loyalty:
I'm sure you'll ask "What loyalty got to do with this?" And here's my point:
If you remember correctly when Kuwait's salaries raised and goods prices raised as well... What happened is KDD increased their prices let's say additionally %50+... Which means that their old 100fils KDD Chocolate milk costs 150fils after the raise...
Of course, KDD wasn't the only company that raised prices, almost every single company did the same (Even ABC... I wonder why they still exist, their goods aren't that good and they raise prices!? :P )...
But there's other companies that didn't raise prices as well, kdcow is one of'em... Their Chocolate milk (Which kinda reminds me of kindergarten days) remains 100fils...
Then prices dropped back to normal after having hard time gaining profit from that dramatic, idiotic price raise (I think it's due to profit drop... Not quite sure)...
Reason #2 - Taste:
We're all raised on KDD's chocolate milk... I drinkg it every now'n'then just because it's something I got used to...
Leaving the chocolate and flavored milk aside, let's talk about normal ones...
When you drink a normal full creme milk from both sides (KDD and kdcow... I wonder if people still drink full creme and wouldn't worry about gaining wait and fat :P ), you can feel that kdcow's milk taste like milk... You can feel that it's been milked from a cow... No powdered stuff and all while KDD milk feels like a powdered milk or something... I'm sure alot would differ but here's what I think (I can think what I like but it might not be like what I think :P ):
The kdcow milk's taste is abit "Zafer" (I don't know it's English meaning) while KDD milk's taste totally "Zafer"less...
Another thing, shake the container, you'll notice that in kdcow there's air inside... A little bit of air... While in KDD, when you punch the straw inside the container you'll feel as if the air rushes inside...
Reason #3 - Glue:
This is the most important reason for me and the least reason that makes sense to normal users... The glue on the box that holds the straw on the box... I have this habit of removing it from the box and be as careful as possible and cause as less damage as possible to the container...
On KDD's milk container, the glue is so little and when you remove it, you drag alot of the container's cover along...
On kdcow's milk container, there's ALOT of glue that I enjoy ripping'em off and it doesn't actually damage the container and doesn't rip it off...
Things I've learned from this post:
* Al-Mara3i FTW!!!
* kdcow's banana milk tastes almost exactly like KDD's trianglic banana ice cream.
* kdcow's taste reminds me of my kindergarten days... Now come to think of it, they used to make me drink that dairy products under the kdcow's old name...
Thursday, March 12, 2009
What the hell am I doing!?
Y'know when you sometimes have a headache that you kinda enjoy it?
Doesn't hurt much, but gives you some weird atmosphere and all... You don't? Well, I do :P
Here's what happened:
I came back from a friend's place yesterday around 03:00. And Luckily today is a vacation so I don't really have to worry my parents lecturing me about "Sleep early to wake up early for college" thing.
Anyways, the good thing is that I slept at my friend's place for three hours which would make me stay awake for a day (or maybe two).
Went back home and started to play Call of Duty 5. Then I fell a sleep (Last time I remember seeing the clock, it was 07:30).
I had this weird dream of me and my mom fighting about eggs. She worries alot when it gets to food (As if it isn't a built-in function in moms). The fight was about not allowing me to eat eggs while I LOVE something called eggs (Specially Kinder Surprise :P).
So yes, the fight lasted 2 hours in my dream (Which in real life, didn't last for 5 minutes), and then I woke up with this weird headache.
I felt as if the world is abit of heavy on my head. Not the "Your fattest friend's heaviness"... It was the "Your GF's heaviness which let's assume she's much lighter than you and you can handle her weight without breaking a sweat" kind of heaviness.
That feeling made me feel and think funny...
I went to my sister's husband (If you recall, he rented the apartment above us), and played zombie on him. I wasn't even acting up! I did the "Oh, I'm too lazy" kind of zombies so he just let me do whatever I want since I can't really do much. I just wanted to do this because I feel like doing it. I can't even open my jaws to bite him.
Done playing zombie stuff then I went to the kitchen to make me some eggs...
Why? Not because I was hungry or anything, it's because of the dream and argument I had there. So I just wanted to eat eggs to piss off my mom (Love you mom) even though it's nothing but a dream (Though she'd get annoyed if she knew I had eggs).
I kicked back somewhere to relax and come to my senses... And when I did, I literally yelled "WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING!?".
What the hell did I just do? Why did I feel like biting my sister's husband? Why did I eat unproperly cooked eggs (The maid was hiding somewhere doing the laundry)? Why I'm doing this?
Then my niece just popped in my vision going to her mom asking her for something (She's 5 years old). So I decided to play zombie on her, her sister and their mother (Ofcourse, I almost got a black eye :P)...
I think there's no use for me to even try to think about being a normal human being.
And by that, I mean I don't really have to make sense on whatever I'm doing or question my stupid useless actions as long as I'm enjoying them.
Doesn't hurt much, but gives you some weird atmosphere and all... You don't? Well, I do :P
Here's what happened:
I came back from a friend's place yesterday around 03:00. And Luckily today is a vacation so I don't really have to worry my parents lecturing me about "Sleep early to wake up early for college" thing.
Anyways, the good thing is that I slept at my friend's place for three hours which would make me stay awake for a day (or maybe two).
Went back home and started to play Call of Duty 5. Then I fell a sleep (Last time I remember seeing the clock, it was 07:30).
I had this weird dream of me and my mom fighting about eggs. She worries alot when it gets to food (As if it isn't a built-in function in moms). The fight was about not allowing me to eat eggs while I LOVE something called eggs (Specially Kinder Surprise :P).
So yes, the fight lasted 2 hours in my dream (Which in real life, didn't last for 5 minutes), and then I woke up with this weird headache.
I felt as if the world is abit of heavy on my head. Not the "Your fattest friend's heaviness"... It was the "Your GF's heaviness which let's assume she's much lighter than you and you can handle her weight without breaking a sweat" kind of heaviness.
That feeling made me feel and think funny...
I went to my sister's husband (If you recall, he rented the apartment above us), and played zombie on him. I wasn't even acting up! I did the "Oh, I'm too lazy" kind of zombies so he just let me do whatever I want since I can't really do much. I just wanted to do this because I feel like doing it. I can't even open my jaws to bite him.
Done playing zombie stuff then I went to the kitchen to make me some eggs...
Why? Not because I was hungry or anything, it's because of the dream and argument I had there. So I just wanted to eat eggs to piss off my mom (Love you mom) even though it's nothing but a dream (Though she'd get annoyed if she knew I had eggs).
I kicked back somewhere to relax and come to my senses... And when I did, I literally yelled "WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING!?".
What the hell did I just do? Why did I feel like biting my sister's husband? Why did I eat unproperly cooked eggs (The maid was hiding somewhere doing the laundry)? Why I'm doing this?
Then my niece just popped in my vision going to her mom asking her for something (She's 5 years old). So I decided to play zombie on her, her sister and their mother (Ofcourse, I almost got a black eye :P)...
I think there's no use for me to even try to think about being a normal human being.
And by that, I mean I don't really have to make sense on whatever I'm doing or question my stupid useless actions as long as I'm enjoying them.
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Mud from the sky!!
This proves what I wrote about Kuwait's random weather.
Here's a picture taken today at 10:04
And here's another picture taken after 22 minutes (10:26)
And, here's another one taken in 11:00
I tried so hard to figure out the function that generates such weather, but I always fail...
Here's a picture taken today at 10:04
And here's another picture taken after 22 minutes (10:26)
And, here's another one taken in 11:00
I tried so hard to figure out the function that generates such weather, but I always fail...
Sunday, March 1, 2009
TROGDOR ThE BURNiNATOR
Went to "Macaroni and Grill" (If the name is right... The Italian fooding place near X-Cite Alghanim and IKEA) with my friend...
We sat and the our waiter introduced himself and all... And then I noticed 2 crayons (Red and Green) and the paper we're eating on... That concept was first presented in Kuwait at Gamewhizzzzzzzzzzz in Marina Mall (Previously known as Gameworks... I forgot the fooding place next to it... Something with "X")...
Anyways, the instant I saw the red'n'green crayons, TROGDOR just popped in my head and I had to draw it... So I did (In case you don't know who's TROGDOR, Click Here to know who's TROGOR)...
So here's the pic (I should've used a better camera or double drew some lines):
Don't ask why I had to draw it... I just have to obey my weird brain sometimes... And I did :P
We sat and the our waiter introduced himself and all... And then I noticed 2 crayons (Red and Green) and the paper we're eating on... That concept was first presented in Kuwait at Gamewhizzzzzzzzzzz in Marina Mall (Previously known as Gameworks... I forgot the fooding place next to it... Something with "X")...
Anyways, the instant I saw the red'n'green crayons, TROGDOR just popped in my head and I had to draw it... So I did (In case you don't know who's TROGDOR, Click Here to know who's TROGOR)...
So here's the pic (I should've used a better camera or double drew some lines):
Don't ask why I had to draw it... I just have to obey my weird brain sometimes... And I did :P
Friday, February 27, 2009
Did you enjoy 26th of Feb? I kinda did... And so did my friends...
Well, 26th of February was quite an entertaining day for me and my friends...
Here's what happened in my side:
* I had ALOT of chocolate
* I played Mirror's Edge and passed some level I couldn't pass yesterday (But got stuck at something but I kinda know how to pass it... I just need some patience)
* I hung out with friends...
* Had very good dinner...
* Played FIFA in my friend's Xbox360... And won (I usually don't... I suck at soccer games)...
* I played with my friend's cat for a while...
* My car didn't get sprayed (Actually, some kid just sprayed on it, but I'm in a good mood)...
* Didn't get into traffic (Which means, no Gulf Street, Plajat Street or the end of 5th ring road)...
Here's what happened to my friends:
* One of'em had a quite good night with his gf...
* The girl that got her wallet stolen was actually able to transfer all her money (Under her dad's account) to one of her friend's account to be able to use'em... She bought another mobile, retrieved her Wataniya SIM card and bought some stuff for her place...
* One of my friend shared some of the chocolate I had...
So basically, it was a fun day... No problems or troubles at all (There might be little stuff that doesn't worth mentioning)...
Happy Liberation Day Kuwait... I really hope everyone enjoyed that day
Here's what happened in my side:
* I had ALOT of chocolate
* I played Mirror's Edge and passed some level I couldn't pass yesterday (But got stuck at something but I kinda know how to pass it... I just need some patience)
* I hung out with friends...
* Had very good dinner...
* Played FIFA in my friend's Xbox360... And won (I usually don't... I suck at soccer games)...
* I played with my friend's cat for a while...
* My car didn't get sprayed (Actually, some kid just sprayed on it, but I'm in a good mood)...
* Didn't get into traffic (Which means, no Gulf Street, Plajat Street or the end of 5th ring road)...
Here's what happened to my friends:
* One of'em had a quite good night with his gf...
* The girl that got her wallet stolen was actually able to transfer all her money (Under her dad's account) to one of her friend's account to be able to use'em... She bought another mobile, retrieved her Wataniya SIM card and bought some stuff for her place...
* One of my friend shared some of the chocolate I had...
So basically, it was a fun day... No problems or troubles at all (There might be little stuff that doesn't worth mentioning)...
Happy Liberation Day Kuwait... I really hope everyone enjoyed that day
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Did you enjoy 25th of Feb? I didn't... And my friends didn't as well...
25th of Feb is Kuwait's National Day...
If you've been in Kuwait, you know that the streets will be foamed... Leaving the fact that we HATE foaming thingies in Kuwait and hate the fact that Non-Kuwaitis are celebrating this event (It's Kuwait's National Day... Why Zalamat and Indians celebrate it? It's not Liberation day)
Me and my friends wanted to play basketball in Marina Mall's courts (Celebrating this isn't something we'd do)...
Now, I'll explain why things were bad in my side:
* I was planning on staying home and playing PS3, but I couldn't... They forced me to do so...
* Then when I thought I'm going out, I had to deal with some labor stuff in my house...
* When I finished home labor, my sister gave me some stuff to deliver to her friend...
* I picked up my friend and delivered what she wanted me to drop, then called me to force me on coming back and pick up what she forgot to give me to deliver...
* It's already late and my friends are playing there, so I had to drop my friend from Jabriya to Marina Mall and then come back to Jabriya...
That basically explain why my day was bad... And because of that, I missed the game...
Now allow me to explain why my friends suffered:
One of my friend got his mobile stolen while playing there... His mobile got his friends numbers from his country (Romania)... Now it'll be a pain in the ass to get the numbers back SPECIALLY since his Romanian friends only knows his mobile number... Luckily he's half Kuwaiti and he won't have to worry about identity issues...
And another friend (In the same crime) got her mobile and wallet stolen... Her wallet got her Social Security Number (She's Canadian), credit card (Under her dad's name which hols 1500KD), Abu Dhabi health insurance card, 40KD and other important stuff...
She have to:
* Call her dad to cancel his card which got stolen...
* Go and cancel (or replace) her mobile's SIM card which got numbers that she really depends on for her business...
* Suffer to contact the Canadian embassy to let them know...
* Wait for weeks\months to get her important cards back...
Leaving the argument that it was their fault for being clumsy and careless (Which they mostly weren't), actions were taking and all... But why would someone steal these stuff?
I mean OK, screw the money... Atleast leave the important stuff that you won't have any use of so you wouldn't destroy lives...
How do you want people to think of Kuwait\Kuwaiti people in a possitive way?
So anyways... 25th wasn't a good day for us... I hope whoever reads this (Or not) is having a wonderful day in whatever measurment they're considering...
If you've been in Kuwait, you know that the streets will be foamed... Leaving the fact that we HATE foaming thingies in Kuwait and hate the fact that Non-Kuwaitis are celebrating this event (It's Kuwait's National Day... Why Zalamat and Indians celebrate it? It's not Liberation day)
Me and my friends wanted to play basketball in Marina Mall's courts (Celebrating this isn't something we'd do)...
Now, I'll explain why things were bad in my side:
* I was planning on staying home and playing PS3, but I couldn't... They forced me to do so...
* Then when I thought I'm going out, I had to deal with some labor stuff in my house...
* When I finished home labor, my sister gave me some stuff to deliver to her friend...
* I picked up my friend and delivered what she wanted me to drop, then called me to force me on coming back and pick up what she forgot to give me to deliver...
* It's already late and my friends are playing there, so I had to drop my friend from Jabriya to Marina Mall and then come back to Jabriya...
That basically explain why my day was bad... And because of that, I missed the game...
Now allow me to explain why my friends suffered:
One of my friend got his mobile stolen while playing there... His mobile got his friends numbers from his country (Romania)... Now it'll be a pain in the ass to get the numbers back SPECIALLY since his Romanian friends only knows his mobile number... Luckily he's half Kuwaiti and he won't have to worry about identity issues...
And another friend (In the same crime) got her mobile and wallet stolen... Her wallet got her Social Security Number (She's Canadian), credit card (Under her dad's name which hols 1500KD), Abu Dhabi health insurance card, 40KD and other important stuff...
She have to:
* Call her dad to cancel his card which got stolen...
* Go and cancel (or replace) her mobile's SIM card which got numbers that she really depends on for her business...
* Suffer to contact the Canadian embassy to let them know...
* Wait for weeks\months to get her important cards back...
Leaving the argument that it was their fault for being clumsy and careless (Which they mostly weren't), actions were taking and all... But why would someone steal these stuff?
I mean OK, screw the money... Atleast leave the important stuff that you won't have any use of so you wouldn't destroy lives...
How do you want people to think of Kuwait\Kuwaiti people in a possitive way?
So anyways... 25th wasn't a good day for us... I hope whoever reads this (Or not) is having a wonderful day in whatever measurment they're considering...
Saturday, February 21, 2009
What's more dangerous than Nuclear weapons!?
Here's what my friend and I think about the weapon that could deliver more damage than an nuclear missiles and crap; WOMEN BEHIND WHEELS!!!
Why? Here's why...
First - Extreme lanes and speeds:
Yes, Mostly they suck at driving skills at start... They drive at extreme speed in extreme lanes... And by that, I mean they drive extremely slow on the left lane where it should be the fastest lane or the other way around; drive extremely fast on the right lane where it should be the slowest lane...
And when they drive, they really need to concentrate... And I mean that when they go at extreme fast lane with extreme slow speed and you're behind them in an emergency (Answering nature call or your friends are eating without you), they REALLY need to concentrate on whether when to turn to the middle lane...
And they only decide to turn when there's a car next to them... And they turn to the middle lane, AAAAAND go all the way to the right lane sweeping whoever gets in their way...
And it's ALWAYS your fault because she's a girl and need to concentrate...
Well, such issue is resolved by time when they gain experience from real streets rather than the areas they've been training on...
Yes, I might be over-exaggerating, but it's true... And yes, there's ALOT of good driving women as well... But they're lethal as well (I'll explain later on)...
Second - NFS drivers:
Every now'n'then I drive in gulf street I see a cop pulling over a girl and I think "Oh crap! He's after her mobile number"... As it turned out, it's mostly not for that reason... Recently, girls started to drive so recklessly!!!
They just drive fast regardless the lane they're taking and just passing by cars even though it shouldn't fit (Other cars usually move away giving them space so they wouldn't get hit)... And because they're mostly daddy's girl(s), they get fast luxury cars (Porsche Cayenne Turbo SSSSSS or Range Rover Turbo HSE CBK HTI WRL... Imaginary letters, but I had to kick'em in for the fun of it)...
Funny thing, they even perform car stunts and stuff that I can't even do (I lack such crazy useless skills)...
This issue might get solved when the girl turns 40 years old... Or maybe 50... Or 60...
Third - Queens of the left lane:
This does frustrates me ALOT...
Imagine a woman driving at the left lane in gulf street with the speed of 50KMpH~60KMpH and you're in the left lane driving at 80KMpH...
Eventually you'll have to slow down to her speed... But it's the left lane... She gotta move aside or at the very least drive at 80KMpH (Since it's the legal maximum speed she could go on gulf street while the urban maximum speed is 200KMpH)...
So you flash her (Not the moobs flashing you idiots!! The car flashers thingy!!) or honk your horn since you're abit of surrounded... But in her own mind, you're following her and wants her number or something so she decides to sticking to whatever she's doing... And when you see an opening that could allow you to avoid her and pass her, she decides that it's time to move away and let you pass (Or in her own mind, get near her so you could ask for her number and do the kuwaiti thang... Yes, thang)... So you go to the right lane and kiss the traffic light and all...
Now, I talked about direct damages they cause... And I'm sure there's a big amount of men behind wheels with similar (if not exact) categories of driving issues, but it's a no-match for women behind wheels when it gets to statistics and numbers... Yes, Men can be stupid and idiot drivers and a huge amount are... But when it gets to numbers, women outnumber men for the following reasons:
1 - Statistically, females outnumber males in term of existance in Kuwait (FACT).
2 - Women haven't been driving in real streets before applying for driving license while men usually start learning how to drive when they reach 15 or 16 years old... Few exceptions.
3 - Women usually gets it easy when they run the test drive and try-outs while men usually gets abused and over tested... Few exceptions.
4 - When men were kids, they're ALWAYS obsessed with cars so driving is mostly in their blood while when women were kids, they're mostly obsessed with dolls and stuff... Few exceptions.
Now it's time to talk about Indirect damages they cause:
First - Innocent womAn:
I'm sure everyone is familiar with a lexus (Or even sometimes a camry) is followed by 9276492629287346297E8237642983 cars ranging from crappy Sunny to Lamburginis and cars that you've only seen in Magazines (Or maybe in other planets)...
Such situation is caused by a women driving in peace and followed by single\double\short\long\integer\float\word\string*** men trying to get her number or something... And since she's a single woman, it can't be sedusive (I'll explain this point later) because she's alone and only driving to reach her destination (Malls, restaurants, movies or someone's house for whatever reason)...
This point can evolve if there was womEn not just a single womAn...
This can happen in 3 forms:
a - Victim on the right lane:
This form rarely happens since women aren't attracted to right lanes because they're the slow lanes (I'm not interested in such lane as well)... And in this form, the innocent women get's surrounded by cars... The cars ahead of her usually slows down, the cars on the middle and left lane struggle and fight over the right spot to be able to talk to her, the cars behind her will join the fight... The innocent women is trapped and literally can't drive... So accidents happens and crap
This form usually allows you to make use of the left lane to pass such moving bottle-neck
b - Victim on the left lane:
This form usually happens since that lane is the awesomest... Innocent women would move away if you flashed her (Sometimes not)... But because she's surrounded by horny 16~61 years olds (And sometimes 601 years old), she can't...
Such form is frustrating since you can't really pass them because the right lane is the slow one and drivers tend to be real slow trying to match their speed with the innocent victim...
c - Victims on the middle lane:
This is the common form that happens in the majority of such cases... The victim gets literally trapped in every direction and can't really drive because she's surrounded in every single direction...
This form usually gets irritating but you sometimes can get through this could of horny men behind wheels
Second - Sedusive women:
A small car (Let's just say Ford Focus) filled with Alienware headed girls (7jaab Bu taf5a) seducing guys and messing around with them in whatever form they're trying to apply (Playing rap music, dancing and shaking the packages, shouting and yelling for guys)...
This can happen in the previous 3 forms but with more annoying results and escape methods...
But what's so special in this case is that, they actually get to choose who wants who (As if you're shopping a grocery store for men)... Every car can reflect the man's personality (Exceptions may occur here):
1 - Crappy dirty cars with loud music: Careless guy (Or usually bunch of guys) and probably short on financially resources... If the girls are desperate they'd hunt'em...
2 - Desperately pimped out cars: A guy who think he's cool because he pimped out his 500 decades old car with gum and ducktape (QUACK!!)... They're desperate girls target in major scenarios.
3 - Normal salon cars: Usually a serious guy who might want a serious relationship...
4 - Big cars: CAUTION: SMALL PENIS!!!
5 - Affordable luxury cars (Mercedes, Lexus, BMW, Jaguar): The amount of phone credits you could get might worth their car :P
6 - Unaffordable super cars (Ferrari, Lamburgini, Maserati and so on): These guys might be renting the car for few days... But if they actually bought it, they can buy you and few neighborhoods next to your house.
7 - Bikers: Bunch of assholes that girls would want'em to probably have a ride or two in their bikes.
Third - Wandering ghost(s):
They have no real reason for driving... They just want to drive probably because they're having a bad day or they just like driving... Decent drivers... Good skills... Good driving experience... But guys always follow them and cause driving stunts just to reach'em... They'd reply in a possitive (Exchanging numbers) or negative way (Giving you the finger)... They just want to have their peace driving but guys wouldn't let them
Now, why's that more dangerous than nuclear weapons? Here's why:
Because if a nuclear weapon striked Kuwait, the whole country will be wiped outta existance and I'd have a reason to be involved in such attack because I belong to that country... It'll be an International issue that will get countries involved and leaders having talks and stuff...
But when I drive totally peacefully in the middle lane at the speed 60KMpH~70KMpH and I get hit by a reckless Yukon driver (God damnit!! You have a huge car!! You must watch where you're going!!) because he was speeding after some seducing girls in a Nissan Maxima (They're only missing RedBull and a Cigerette to become fully 3agad), I will have to deal with that person who would come outta the car yelling at me because I didn't make way for him... And I'd mostly screw up because that person would have connections to bail him out while I don't have any connection at all (Or I would've been having a better life)...
Things I learned from "Women Behind Wheels":
* When you see a street bottle-neck, always assume it's a girl hunting group before you assume it's a car accident or a check point (Unless it's 18:00 in a weekend in gulf street... That means they're all going to Marina Mall)...
* Most of the seducive girls aren't that pretty, but we're horny enough to think they are...
* What's more dangerous than "Women behind wheels" is "Fags\Gays behind wheels"... Men will STILL follow such homosexual males...
* Most of gulf street cars are rented... And most of the rented luxury cars are rented for few days...
***Incase you don't get the joke here; in programming, there's different types of variables depending on the way they're handled... And since single represents a martial state and in the same time represents a variable time, I thought of kicking the rest types... I'm sure most of readers wouldn't get this joke, but I'm sure some would :P)...
Why? Here's why...
First - Extreme lanes and speeds:
Yes, Mostly they suck at driving skills at start... They drive at extreme speed in extreme lanes... And by that, I mean they drive extremely slow on the left lane where it should be the fastest lane or the other way around; drive extremely fast on the right lane where it should be the slowest lane...
And when they drive, they really need to concentrate... And I mean that when they go at extreme fast lane with extreme slow speed and you're behind them in an emergency (Answering nature call or your friends are eating without you), they REALLY need to concentrate on whether when to turn to the middle lane...
And they only decide to turn when there's a car next to them... And they turn to the middle lane, AAAAAND go all the way to the right lane sweeping whoever gets in their way...
And it's ALWAYS your fault because she's a girl and need to concentrate...
Well, such issue is resolved by time when they gain experience from real streets rather than the areas they've been training on...
Yes, I might be over-exaggerating, but it's true... And yes, there's ALOT of good driving women as well... But they're lethal as well (I'll explain later on)...
Second - NFS drivers:
Every now'n'then I drive in gulf street I see a cop pulling over a girl and I think "Oh crap! He's after her mobile number"... As it turned out, it's mostly not for that reason... Recently, girls started to drive so recklessly!!!
They just drive fast regardless the lane they're taking and just passing by cars even though it shouldn't fit (Other cars usually move away giving them space so they wouldn't get hit)... And because they're mostly daddy's girl(s), they get fast luxury cars (Porsche Cayenne Turbo SSSSSS or Range Rover Turbo HSE CBK HTI WRL... Imaginary letters, but I had to kick'em in for the fun of it)...
Funny thing, they even perform car stunts and stuff that I can't even do (I lack such crazy useless skills)...
This issue might get solved when the girl turns 40 years old... Or maybe 50... Or 60...
Third - Queens of the left lane:
This does frustrates me ALOT...
Imagine a woman driving at the left lane in gulf street with the speed of 50KMpH~60KMpH and you're in the left lane driving at 80KMpH...
Eventually you'll have to slow down to her speed... But it's the left lane... She gotta move aside or at the very least drive at 80KMpH (Since it's the legal maximum speed she could go on gulf street while the urban maximum speed is 200KMpH)...
So you flash her (Not the moobs flashing you idiots!! The car flashers thingy!!) or honk your horn since you're abit of surrounded... But in her own mind, you're following her and wants her number or something so she decides to sticking to whatever she's doing... And when you see an opening that could allow you to avoid her and pass her, she decides that it's time to move away and let you pass (Or in her own mind, get near her so you could ask for her number and do the kuwaiti thang... Yes, thang)... So you go to the right lane and kiss the traffic light and all...
Now, I talked about direct damages they cause... And I'm sure there's a big amount of men behind wheels with similar (if not exact) categories of driving issues, but it's a no-match for women behind wheels when it gets to statistics and numbers... Yes, Men can be stupid and idiot drivers and a huge amount are... But when it gets to numbers, women outnumber men for the following reasons:
1 - Statistically, females outnumber males in term of existance in Kuwait (FACT).
2 - Women haven't been driving in real streets before applying for driving license while men usually start learning how to drive when they reach 15 or 16 years old... Few exceptions.
3 - Women usually gets it easy when they run the test drive and try-outs while men usually gets abused and over tested... Few exceptions.
4 - When men were kids, they're ALWAYS obsessed with cars so driving is mostly in their blood while when women were kids, they're mostly obsessed with dolls and stuff... Few exceptions.
Now it's time to talk about Indirect damages they cause:
First - Innocent womAn:
I'm sure everyone is familiar with a lexus (Or even sometimes a camry) is followed by 9276492629287346297E8237642983 cars ranging from crappy Sunny to Lamburginis and cars that you've only seen in Magazines (Or maybe in other planets)...
Such situation is caused by a women driving in peace and followed by single\double\short\long\integer\float\word\string*** men trying to get her number or something... And since she's a single woman, it can't be sedusive (I'll explain this point later) because she's alone and only driving to reach her destination (Malls, restaurants, movies or someone's house for whatever reason)...
This point can evolve if there was womEn not just a single womAn...
This can happen in 3 forms:
a - Victim on the right lane:
This form rarely happens since women aren't attracted to right lanes because they're the slow lanes (I'm not interested in such lane as well)... And in this form, the innocent women get's surrounded by cars... The cars ahead of her usually slows down, the cars on the middle and left lane struggle and fight over the right spot to be able to talk to her, the cars behind her will join the fight... The innocent women is trapped and literally can't drive... So accidents happens and crap
This form usually allows you to make use of the left lane to pass such moving bottle-neck
b - Victim on the left lane:
This form usually happens since that lane is the awesomest... Innocent women would move away if you flashed her (Sometimes not)... But because she's surrounded by horny 16~61 years olds (And sometimes 601 years old), she can't...
Such form is frustrating since you can't really pass them because the right lane is the slow one and drivers tend to be real slow trying to match their speed with the innocent victim...
c - Victims on the middle lane:
This is the common form that happens in the majority of such cases... The victim gets literally trapped in every direction and can't really drive because she's surrounded in every single direction...
This form usually gets irritating but you sometimes can get through this could of horny men behind wheels
Second - Sedusive women:
A small car (Let's just say Ford Focus) filled with Alienware headed girls (7jaab Bu taf5a) seducing guys and messing around with them in whatever form they're trying to apply (Playing rap music, dancing and shaking the packages, shouting and yelling for guys)...
This can happen in the previous 3 forms but with more annoying results and escape methods...
But what's so special in this case is that, they actually get to choose who wants who (As if you're shopping a grocery store for men)... Every car can reflect the man's personality (Exceptions may occur here):
1 - Crappy dirty cars with loud music: Careless guy (Or usually bunch of guys) and probably short on financially resources... If the girls are desperate they'd hunt'em...
2 - Desperately pimped out cars: A guy who think he's cool because he pimped out his 500 decades old car with gum and ducktape (QUACK!!)... They're desperate girls target in major scenarios.
3 - Normal salon cars: Usually a serious guy who might want a serious relationship...
4 - Big cars: CAUTION: SMALL PENIS!!!
5 - Affordable luxury cars (Mercedes, Lexus, BMW, Jaguar): The amount of phone credits you could get might worth their car :P
6 - Unaffordable super cars (Ferrari, Lamburgini, Maserati and so on): These guys might be renting the car for few days... But if they actually bought it, they can buy you and few neighborhoods next to your house.
7 - Bikers: Bunch of assholes that girls would want'em to probably have a ride or two in their bikes.
Third - Wandering ghost(s):
They have no real reason for driving... They just want to drive probably because they're having a bad day or they just like driving... Decent drivers... Good skills... Good driving experience... But guys always follow them and cause driving stunts just to reach'em... They'd reply in a possitive (Exchanging numbers) or negative way (Giving you the finger)... They just want to have their peace driving but guys wouldn't let them
Now, why's that more dangerous than nuclear weapons? Here's why:
Because if a nuclear weapon striked Kuwait, the whole country will be wiped outta existance and I'd have a reason to be involved in such attack because I belong to that country... It'll be an International issue that will get countries involved and leaders having talks and stuff...
But when I drive totally peacefully in the middle lane at the speed 60KMpH~70KMpH and I get hit by a reckless Yukon driver (God damnit!! You have a huge car!! You must watch where you're going!!) because he was speeding after some seducing girls in a Nissan Maxima (They're only missing RedBull and a Cigerette to become fully 3agad), I will have to deal with that person who would come outta the car yelling at me because I didn't make way for him... And I'd mostly screw up because that person would have connections to bail him out while I don't have any connection at all (Or I would've been having a better life)...
Things I learned from "Women Behind Wheels":
* When you see a street bottle-neck, always assume it's a girl hunting group before you assume it's a car accident or a check point (Unless it's 18:00 in a weekend in gulf street... That means they're all going to Marina Mall)...
* Most of the seducive girls aren't that pretty, but we're horny enough to think they are...
* What's more dangerous than "Women behind wheels" is "Fags\Gays behind wheels"... Men will STILL follow such homosexual males...
* Most of gulf street cars are rented... And most of the rented luxury cars are rented for few days...
***Incase you don't get the joke here; in programming, there's different types of variables depending on the way they're handled... And since single represents a martial state and in the same time represents a variable time, I thought of kicking the rest types... I'm sure most of readers wouldn't get this joke, but I'm sure some would :P)...
Monday, February 16, 2009
Kuwait's random weather
This is something I can NEVER understand; Kuwait's random weather...
And funny thing, people wouldn't understand how amazing it is to have a random weather...
Think about it, if we knew what's our weather is going to be at specific time, things will be so predictable and boring...
Like, "Oh, tomorrow is going to rain, then it'll be sunny for 3 days, then humid for 2 days, then sunny for 7 months"...
But things would be entertaining if the whether became so random (Kuwait's weather)...
Like, "OK, it's sunny... No need to worry about rai... DAMN IT!!! IT'S RAINING!!! MUST GET AN UMBRE... Oh god!! It's dusty now!!! What the hell? It just got muddy!!!!!"...
I always believed in Kuwait's weather being generated by a random function...
Remember the dust few days ago that lasted for few days?
Remember the rain shower that lasted for few hours?
Remember today's fog?
The last dusty picture is special... If you noticed the zoomed area, you'll see the guy's face and "me" thing... I laughed and said "Shasaweelik ya3ny!?" when I first saw it...
Now, Why would we want to know that's you?
I'd understand how proud he would be if the picture was real not photoshoped... As in, Both Amirs (Allah yer7amhum) were standing there and he was behind them... That'd be an honor that I'd probably do it... BUT NOT A PHOTOSHOPED THING!!!
Seriously, Why would we want to know that that noised-up face is you?
All I see is a bald head and a big nose... I mean, I might think he wants us to know he look handsome BUT IT DOESN'T SHOW!!!
What is he expecting us to do? Stop him and shake his hand? Stop him and give him chocolate? Stop him and talk to him?
That's just priceless... I wouldn't be surprised if he got few girls numbers because of that move... Things sunk that low anyways...
Now, leaving that mentally retard behind wheels guy aside, you know by now how extremely random our weather is... Dusty few days ago and Foggy today... I'd say tomorrow it'll rain, but I'm sure the random function will generate something unexpected (Maybe snow)...
Things I learned from Kuwait's weather and that retard guy:
* He probably just got the Kuwaiti Nationality or working hard to get one
* Wearing face mask or not wouldn't matter, You'll inhale dust no matter what
* You can park your car somewhere and make out with your gf\bf (Whether same or different sex)... No one would notice because the heat inside the car will fog the windows so people won't be able to see what's inside
* Drive slowly if it's foggy... You wouldn't see vanishing scenes so often
* Drive extra slow when it's dusty... Whacky drivers are EVERYWHERE
And funny thing, people wouldn't understand how amazing it is to have a random weather...
Think about it, if we knew what's our weather is going to be at specific time, things will be so predictable and boring...
Like, "Oh, tomorrow is going to rain, then it'll be sunny for 3 days, then humid for 2 days, then sunny for 7 months"...
But things would be entertaining if the whether became so random (Kuwait's weather)...
Like, "OK, it's sunny... No need to worry about rai... DAMN IT!!! IT'S RAINING!!! MUST GET AN UMBRE... Oh god!! It's dusty now!!! What the hell? It just got muddy!!!!!"...
I always believed in Kuwait's weather being generated by a random function...
Remember the dust few days ago that lasted for few days?
Remember the rain shower that lasted for few hours?
Remember today's fog?
Now, Why would we want to know that's you?
I'd understand how proud he would be if the picture was real not photoshoped... As in, Both Amirs (Allah yer7amhum) were standing there and he was behind them... That'd be an honor that I'd probably do it... BUT NOT A PHOTOSHOPED THING!!!
Seriously, Why would we want to know that that noised-up face is you?
All I see is a bald head and a big nose... I mean, I might think he wants us to know he look handsome BUT IT DOESN'T SHOW!!!
What is he expecting us to do? Stop him and shake his hand? Stop him and give him chocolate? Stop him and talk to him?
That's just priceless... I wouldn't be surprised if he got few girls numbers because of that move... Things sunk that low anyways...
Now, leaving that mentally retard behind wheels guy aside, you know by now how extremely random our weather is... Dusty few days ago and Foggy today... I'd say tomorrow it'll rain, but I'm sure the random function will generate something unexpected (Maybe snow)...
Things I learned from Kuwait's weather and that retard guy:
* He probably just got the Kuwaiti Nationality or working hard to get one
* Wearing face mask or not wouldn't matter, You'll inhale dust no matter what
* You can park your car somewhere and make out with your gf\bf (Whether same or different sex)... No one would notice because the heat inside the car will fog the windows so people won't be able to see what's inside
* Drive slowly if it's foggy... You wouldn't see vanishing scenes so often
* Drive extra slow when it's dusty... Whacky drivers are EVERYWHERE
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