Showing posts with label Anime retards. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Anime retards. Show all posts

Friday, January 9, 2009

The new generation of Anime fans SUCKS ASS WITH A STRAW!!!

I've been watching animes since I was 16 (almost 8 years ago).. I'm sure I got a weird taste of Animes, but I totally hate it when someone come and say "Naruto, Bleach and Death Note are the best" and other crappy animes without knowing atleast few old animes..

In this post, I'll be talking about animes and how the (Current generation) SUCKS in animes-related-stuff...

Naruto:
The start was AMAZING till the Zabuza part.. Then I started to hate it little by little.. Why? Well here's the why:

1ST REASON:
Naruto is supposed to be an anime about a drop-out kid who wanted to be the village's Hokage so everyone would acknawledge him (Or whatever).. So things should progress slowly..

I mean why the hell would he be able to get in that test knowing NOTHING but the Harem-No-Jutsu, Kage-Bunshin-No-Jutsu and that Kawarimi-No-Jutsu?

They totally killed the learning progressive curve that Naruto is supposed to follow..


2ND REASON:
The thing I hate about Naruto is that they totally killed the Ninja spirit in that anime. And when I talk about Ninja spirit, I mean something like Ninja Scroll..

Naruto became nothing more than magic skills and crap.. No REAL mele fights.. Ofcourse the big fights (Like the last fight between Naruto and Sasuke in the first season, the fight between Sasuke and Orochimaru right before he receive the curse, the fight between Naruto and Neiji at the test before the Konoha invasion and some other entertaining fights) were surprisingly amazing!!

There was some Ninjatsu which had nothing to do with mele, but there was some reasonable mele strikes here and there


3RD REASON:
The ART!! Seriously, How can you bare raping your eyes with 3~5 frames per second animation!?

I mean COME ON!! EVEN DIGIMON AND POKEMON GOT FASTER FPS RATE THAN THAT!!

What the hell with kicking 3 enemies with only 3 frames movements? (A frame for the kick, a frame for the punch and another frame for another kick)??

So personally, I was able to bear watching Naruto till Sasuke ran away... That's just it!!

The first 15 minutes of the 2nd season's first episode was AMAZING!!! Why? The FPS was REALLY GOOD... BUT THATS JUST IT!!! No good FPS for the rest of the anime



Bleach:
I really liked Bleach till the part they got outta Soul Society.. Why? Because everything was improving in a decent pace.. Not as slow as DBZ neither as fast as Naruto.. Just the right pace of improvements and developments..

And what I really liked about it back then is that there's some stuff that I didn't expect'em to happen.. But the Vampire crap ruins it all and I lost interest in watching it again (Even though my friend said it just gets much better later on)..

Yes.. It might be a good anime, but not to me.. Why? It became an Emo-Anime and a weirdd crappy fashion show!!

I'm not gonna talk more about it because that actually explains why I hate it..



Death Note:
I haven't watched that Anime and totally not willing to.. Why? Because of those who made it as if it was the best anime ever..

Don't get me wrong, I don't usually follow what others say.. I watched "Ouran High School Host Club" and I really enjoyed it while alot of my friends thought it sucked.. I really hated "Hellsing" while alot of my friends thought it rocks (The same goes with "GunGrave")..

But why not Death Note? Well, I totally respect the anime and totally not saying it sucks.. I actually think it's quite an amazing anime.. Original ideas.. Unique drawings and arts..

But I hated it because everyone got so obsessed with it as if it's the best... You see\hear\read\watch\breath a "Death Note" related quote\story\name everywhere.. And I reached the point of hating it due to that (The same thing happened to the Batman's new movie "Dark Knight" or whatever)..





Alot of people consider such animes are the best animes ever.. Yet they haven't seen any GOOD anime... And by that, I mean things like:
The Gundam's animes (Haven't seen'em.. I dislike most of the Sci-Fi animes)
The old Mecha animes: Mazinger, Grandizer and similar (I hate them.. C'mon, they're classic, BUT NOT THE BEST)
The Guyver's animes (Only seen the old ones which I can't really remember)
Fist of The North Star (Not willing to.. Too old for me)
Dragon Balls (Hehe)
Ghost In The Shell (Seen it all baby!)
Rurouni Kenshin (SPOILER ALERT: ITS GETS STUPID WHEN SHISHIO MOKOTO DIES)
Ranma ½ (Almost)
Ninja Scroll (Bloobath)
Berserk (Haven't seen it... And not willing to... Because I have to read the comic and I'm no comic guy)
Full Metal Alchemist (New stuff, but SURPRISINGLY AMAZING)
City Hunter (Not alot of people can digest this)
Initial D (First 2 seasons sucks drawing-wise, But things got better)
Hajime No Ippo (A MUST)
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The list could go on forever..

I'm not saying that they suck about choosing Animes (Well, they do!).. But they only talk about such 3 not-so-special animes forgeting that there's alot to watch which actually formed the huge base of anime creators inspirations and crap..

As in seriously, they talk about these only 3 animes as if they're the only animes published in the history and got nothing but these 3 animes to talk about in this life..

I, myself, obsessed in Ghost In The Shell and Hajime No Ippo.. Yet I know there's great animes as well and I've seen quite few of'em..





To me, those who only saw those crappy animes (Yes, Crappy compared to the real good ones) are like those who only seen Mesaratti cars thinking they're the best cars ever made!!..

Ofcourse they're great, but they're not the best either in both performance, prettines, design, safety and everything wise..



I recommend doing the (Zeyad’s don’t talk to me anymore until you know what you’re talking about) move to such retard anime-wise people